The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect.

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write.

To be a leader you have to jump into the ocean of uncertainty and lead the followers toward the known or unknown destination.

What the myth founds is a double existence between the upper world and the underworld: a dimension of death is introduced into life, and a dimension of life is introduced into death.

Complete peace equally reigns between two mental waves.

From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover.

You should learn from your competitor, but never copy. Copy and you die.

Look at this body...Do I look like I use steroids?

He who knows he has enough is rich.

I'd like to open an animal orphanage in Kenya. I do a lot of work for Born Free.