The more things you do, the more things you can do.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.

Love yourself first and everything falls into line.

I believe that we're as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.

A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.

Because there are hundreds of different ways to say one thing, I, being a writer, songwriter, and poet, speak childishly and incoherently. In speech there is so much to decide in so little time.

That Science thing "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction" Well this is not true if you hit someone much bigger then you.

I think if we stop running towards broken arms, we’d all be just fine.

This is what labels do. They stick. If people think you're MAD, then everything you do, everything you think will have MAD stamped across it.

Winners are men who have dedicated their whole lives to winning.

Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.

Jerusalem meant one thing for Jesus: certain death.

If you can't eat it, drink it, smoke it, or snort it... then f*ck it!

The criminal left belongs not in a dormitory, but in a penitentiary.

You have to remind casting directors out here that you don't just do one thing. There's a lot of people who do just one thing.