The more times you do something, the more likely it is you're going to get it wrong.

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short.

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself.

Latins for Republicans. It's like roaches for Raid.

Independent film is for actors that love to act.

It takes time to understand yourself, to go inside yourself and to question yourself and really take yourself to task. That's self-expression.

Is there a God? Yeah, but there's not just one God. There's a whole lot of gods, because one God couldn't have possibly made so many mistakes all by Himself. This had to be done by committee.

I love life, and I embrace every minute of it.

You know, I am kind of a bi-polarish schitzerphrenic. I run the gamut of being incredibly shy and withdrawn to being a crazy-eccentric exhibitionist. And I have always been like that.

Marriage is wild. I thought it was this perfect land of happiness and joy. Wrong! After you say you do, you don't for a long time.

The Israelis haven't done anything to the Palestinians. They treated them with flowers and roses.

When a woman puts up her fists to a man she is putting herself in the only posture in which he is not afraid of her.

She made me feel better than I have ever felt, better than I imagined I could feel, and it scared me, it scared me to the point of paralysis.

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!

I have seldom seen much ostentation and much learning met together.

If you don't parent, then don't cry about who your kid is becoming.

It starts this way: The worth of a job is not defined by what it allows you to do when you're not working.

Well I wasn't really attacking the religious beliefs [in the song 'The Vatican Rag'], I was attacking the formality of the rituals of the Catholic church; however, people took it wrongly.

D'you know, I put so much petrol in me car the other day, I couldn't get in!

To go to bed after midnight is to go to bed betimes