The more underdeveloped the country, the more overdeveloped the women.

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.

Oligopoly is an imperfect monopoly. Like the despotism of the Dual Monarchy, it is saved only by its incompetence.

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.

But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple.

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.

If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.

The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.

There is certainly no absolute standard of beauty. That precisely is what makes its pursuit so interesting.

Simple minds, presumably, are the easiest to manage.

Every corner of the public psyche is canvassed by some of the most talented citizens to see if the desire for some merchandisable product can be cultivated.

Love is needing someone. Love is putting up with someone's bad qualities because they somehow complete you.

Let go of all your worries, embrace hope.

Though I am faced with many adversities, my heart will not faint. The Lord is my comfort, my hope and my peace.

When America is chasing you, the whole world is chasing you.

The greater our commitment, the more likely our love will last.

The higher type of man clings to virtue, the lower type of man clings to material comfort. The higher type of man cherishes justice, the lower type of man cherishes the hope of favors to be received.

What would surprise a lot of people about me... I'm a gardener! I have a green thumb. I really like to get into the shrubs, the bushes, and really cultivate.

American youth is looking for a reason to die.

When Grease and Fame came out, people thought they were cheesy.

Change. But start slowly, because direction is more important than speed