The more virtuous any man is, the less easily does he suspect others to be vicious.

Politicians are not born; they are excreted.

Poor is the nation that has no heroes, but poorer still is the nation that having heroes, fails to remember and honor them.

It is the peculiar quality of a fool to perceive the faults of others and to forget his own.

Read at every wait; read at all hours; read within leisure; read in times of labor; read as one goes in; read as one goest out. The task of the educated mind is simply put: read to lead.

We learn nothing from history except that we learn nothing from history.

It is not enough to acquire wisdom, it is necessary to employ it.

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.

Nothing is more unreliable than the populace, nothing more obscure than human intentions, nothing more deceptive than the whole electoral system.

To be ignorant of what occurred before you were born is to remain always a child.

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.

Some marriages are made in heaven, Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart.

Always repenting of wrongs done will never bring my heart to rest.

Luckily I stayed in shape due to wrestling.

There are a lot of folks at Fox News who bring a certain level of sophistication to their understanding of politics.

You can change a person's life in an instant; put him in a movie, and you start thinking differently, you want to be in another movie. It's like an addiction almost.

I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job.

We become innocent when we are unfortunate.

People want to bring kids to their level, and they want to make it seem like kids have this thing. It's seen as funny to them.

We are attracted to people who express the qualities we deny or repress in ourselves.

I heard that your brain stops growing when you start doing drugs. Let's see, I guess that makes me 19.