The more we accept the imperfections of life, the more perfect life seems to become.

The fact that you woke up this morning is proof that this day has already been predetermined in your favor.

Morning Short List1. Woke up ✓2. Air to breath ✓3. Food to eat ✓4. Roof over head ✓ ...yep, it's a Good day!

Have a humble heart & an open-mind and you'll soon be given glimpses beyond the veil of your beliefs and understandings... growing wiser, and believing deeper.

Satisfaction: it's not something we find, it is something that happens while appreciating what we already have. - Keep your blessings in sight, front & center.

I've found that he way a person feels about cats-and the way they feel about him or her in return-is usually an excellent gauge by which to measure a person's character

Winning once can be a fluke; winning twice proves you are the best.

Bad news should be followed with soup. Then a nap.

There are good marriages, but there are no delightful ones.

I meditate and pray before going onstage - it helps me focus.

I don't want little kids reading my comics.

You hear that liberalism lacks an idea of the common good, but I think that's a mistake.

It would be really worrying if, as a Darwinian, it was impossible to think of ways in which our behavior could be explained.

To abjure the notion of the truly human is to abjure the attempt to divinize the self as a replacement for a divinized world.

I think I'm a people person. I get very attached to people. And I've become so attached to all the people on my show, the cast, the crew and the producers.