The more you ignore me, the closer I get; you're wasting your time.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

It takes a spiritual soldier to maintain salvation.

When the first baby laughed for the first time the laugh broke into a million pieces and they all went skipping about. That was the beginning of fairies.

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.

It's not the innocent young things that need gentle handling--it's the ones that have been frightened and hurt.

Matter is spirit at its lowest level. Spirit is matter at its highest level.

I am the Wizard of Oz of housewives (in that I am both "Great and Terrible" and because I sometimes hide behind the curtains

From now on, anyone raped at Penn State should just tell Joe Paterno's statue. It couldn't help you any less than the real Joe would have.

I come from a martial arts background so kicking and punching and using your hands and your feet is more of the art that I was taught.

Culturally, I think 'All in the Family' was universal enough to have good timing at any time.

Looking at the earth from afar you realize it is too small for conflict and just big enough for co-operation.