The more you learn to live without, the more you'll have to live with.

If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things.

Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots.

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child.

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

If you haven't time to help youngsters find the right way in life, somebody with more time will help them find the wrong way.

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.

A valuable friend is one who'll tell you what you should be told, even if it offends you.

If a fellow isn't thankful for what he's got, he isn't likely to be thankful for what he's going to get.

I want you forever. I will always be with you. I will always love you. I will love, honor, and cherish you for all eternity.

I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.

I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.

I think fear is a very healthy motivator.

I don't have to be nice to people who are causing great damage to the nation.

Nature has no human inhabitant who appreciates her.

I am not dead yet! I can still call forth a piece of soul and set it down in color, fixed forever.

It's easy to solve the halting problem with a shotgun.

Continued inflation inevitably leads to catastrophe.

It is a world of mischief that may be done by a single example of avarice or luxury. One voluptuous palate makes many more.