The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal.

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

The expert in anything was once a beginner.

Babies cry at birth because it is the first time they experience separation from love.

Your socks should match your tie

In war nothing is impossible, provided you use audacity.

I notice faint scars on her wrists and forearms, thin lines too symmetrical to be accidents.

I think Mount Everest is gorgeous, too, but that doesn’t mean I have any intention of trying to climb it

I’m a big fan of the whip... That snake whip was awesome!

Pay-per-view would deprive many kids of the delight of seeing the Olympics.

The family exists in order to allow women to have children and to have the protection of a male who takes care of them.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, and I call them my best friends