The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.

I could think of no better place to secretly murder someone than inside a fridge. Well, actually there were probably several better ones, but none came to mind at the time.

There is freedom waiting for you, On the breezes of the sky, And you ask "What if I fall?"Oh but my darling, What if you fly?

The night! When the outside world is hiding in darkness, you have to turn on the light within in order to see where you put your steps.

April 43rd 2000Today is the day of great triumph. There is a king of Spain. He has been found at last. That king is me. I only discovered this today. Frankly, it all came to me in a flash.

On being: Arrogance is not the prerogative of the gifted.

Sometimes things just happen in the moment.

I have quite a decent constitution in spite of all my abuse of it and my advanced years. I'm still quite robust.

Old Camels carry young Camels skins to the Market.

Mere bashfulness without merit is awkward; and merit without modesty, insolent. But modest merit has a double claim to acceptance, and generally meets with as many patrons as beholders.

Rose,” he said, forcibly trying to keep a serious tone, “I can think of many words to describe you, sexy and hot being at the top of the list. You know what’s not on the list? Sane.

I'm learning a lot by reading teachers like Thich Nhat Hanh, Pema Chodron. They teach me because I feel like I have a responsibility to the communities that I speak to.