The most delightful advantage of being bald one can hear the snowflakes.

I don't get many hecklers now but answering them is an art form in itself.

The news is not about news anymore. It's about protecting some people, destroying others and shoving a socialist agenda down the collective throats of America.

The man who reads only for improvement is beyond the hope of much improvement before he begins.

Every African-American I know has two faces. There's the face that we have for ourselves and the face we put on for white America for the places we have to get to.

Just take them rascals [rapists, killers, child abusers] out in the swamp / Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump / Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest.

Everybody uses mime and gesture in real life, though we don't realize it. It's very useful as a performance technique, though it can be boring to watch on its own.

Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.

Our morbidly obese federal government needs not just behavior modification but bariatric surgery.

This is what it's like to get old: you still feel 19, except your knees hurt...

You'd better watch where you go, and remember where you've been

Headstrong is just a word, Katie - a word others call you when you don't do what they want.

Persistence is the source of great strength.

Seems like we own the day! Now die like a good Christ!- Boniface de Monteferret, ON THE WALLS OF CHRISTAs Constantinople falls.

Superficial efficiency seems cheaper at first, but it costs more the long run, with the cost being pushed off onto someone other than the one who saves a few bucks.

Always seemed to me, as far as conscience goes, the sweet spot is you either be poor enough you can't afford to have one or rich enough you can afford to hire someone to carry the weight.

I've never killed anyone but I've felt the emotion

I flew in combat in Vietnam. I got shot at, I shot back, I got shot down. Compared to this flight, I felt a lot safer in combat.

Ah, great it is to believe the dream as we stand in youth by the starry stream; But a greater thing is to fight life through, and at the end, 'The dream is true!'

I would rather have been beaten up in the media than live a life that wasn't happy.

But in the east the sky was pale and through the gray woods came lanterns with wagons and horses, bringing Grandpa and Grandma and aunts and uncles and cousins.