The most effective guard against delinquency is a father who is at the same time both strict and loving.

Never tease anything that wants to eat you." Reign of Blood

Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels.

They may call your victories, "lucky"...They may mock your failures...They may laugh at your heartache...But still, they will never be happy. This is the cyclical emptiness of the hater mindset.

Historically, defense spending cuts have preceded increased international turmoil as America's global enemies sense a failure of will.

[Peter Norman]was born and raised under the auspices of his mom and dad being involved in the Salvation Army. He believed in humanity. At all costs, he believed in humanity.

A Big Mac - the communion wafer of consumption.

I never deal in transformations, for they are not honest, and no respectable sorceress likes to make things appear to be what they are not.

We don't celebrate dependence day on the Fourth of July. We celebrate Independence Day.

Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.

My logic's been drowned in a sea of emotion.