The most effective way to combat speech you don’t like is with speech.

People in good moods are better at inductive reasoning and creative problem solving.

At Yale we don’t just want to make new things, we want to make things better.

Perfectionism is a disease. Procrastination is a disease. ACTION is the cure.

Women who don’t like the rules change the rules.

A rubber plant is just about the ideal family.

The minute what you think of as radical becomes an institutionalised, funded operation, you're in some trouble.

God, or what have you, will not be found at the far end of a syllogism, no matter how brilliantly phrased or conceived.

Things do not change; we change.

It is a maxim of wise government to treat people not as they should be but as they actually are.

Since the advent of Benny Goodman, there have been too few clarinetists to fill the void that Goodman left. Ken Peplowski is most certainly one of those few. The man is magic.

You can imagine in China it's like: 'Ching chong hugong, ching chong kong, Danny Devito. Ching chong chong chong chong. The View. Ching chong!

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.