The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bargain: something you can't use at a price you can't resist.

An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it it's too far to walk back.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Most people like hard work particularly when they're paying for it.

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Lying is a thriving vocation.

Painting seems like some kind of peculiar miracle that I need to have again and again.

A relationship requires a lot of work and commitment.

The end of Religion is not to teach us how to die, but how to live.

I never realised that to become a jockey you needed to be a horse first.

Unfortunately, your reputation often rests not on your ability to do what you say, but rather on your ability to do what people expect.

Everything in my life was luck. The key to having an interesting life is to always say "yes" to anything crazy.

Whatever one man is capable of imagining, other men will prove themselves capable of realizing.

My book came out; and people began to think that topsy-turvy Louisa would amount to something after all.

I've always loved dogs. I grew up with them and I love working with them. They're really fun.