The most genius ideas are in the minds of children and lunatics. I describe myself as somewhere in between.

Black eyeliner. It’s standard. It’s all you need. It just makes the world a better place.

You get depressed because you know that you're not what you should be.

You have to be saved to get into heaven....you only have to be you to get into hell.

If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.

Music is the strongest form of magic.

When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.

We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than actually standing up for themselves.

The imagination is precious. Don't lose it. Don't lose the child in you.

People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is.

I don't think we should ever regret anything we do. I think we have to accept the consequences and you learn from your mistakes, and that's how you grow as a person

Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.

A ‘caring’ judgment is still a judgment. And any form of judgment creates blocks and stagnation.

The way to self-love and admiration is to behave like someone whom you love and admire.

Or maybe, he thought, returning to the boxes, it was part of being Catholic--you were made to feel guilty about everything

Dance on, dance on, we see, we see Youth goes, alack, and with it glee, A boy the old man ne'er can be; Maternal thirty scarce can find The sweet sixteen long left behind.

I don't live on a hill. I live down under a hill, in the bottom and I've got a lot of cars, yeah.

We cannot work for others without working for ourselves.

Yes, for my undergrad I majored in Criminal Justice and minored in Political Science and English.

Thousands of miles of wheat, indifference, and self- apology.

Who's the new Ramones, who's the new Guns 'N Roses, who's the new Motley Crue, who's the new Black Sabbath? They're coming, they're on the street, they're 16, 17 years old.