The most important part of any rock song is the guitar solo.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.

If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

Live a good life. More smiling, less worrying. More compassion, less judgment. More blessed, less stressed. More love, less hate.

...freedom being the sauce best beloved by the boyish soul.

It is a greater work to educate a child in the true and larger sense of the word than to rule a state.

There are seaons when our passions have slept so long that we know not whether they still exist in us. So does flax forget that it is combustible when the fire is away from it.

The final battle against intolerance is to be fought - not in the chambers of any legislature - but in the hearts of men.

This brief lifetime is my opportunity to receive love, deepen love, grow in love, and give love.

I like semi-torn-down places where I could get nestled in and get something done without anyone bothering me.

Tread softly upon the earth because the faces of the unborn look up at you.

To a critic, no explanation will do. To a fan, no explanation is needed.

We are all here to look after each other. I would not be where I am, as the woman I am, without the love and mentorship I have in my corner.