The most important philosophy I think is that even if it isn't true you must absolutely assume there is no afterlife.

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books

Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

All the big words -virtue, justice, truth, ...- are dwarfed by the greatness of kindness

A man can live on his wits and his balls for only so long.

Some people are like "the great wall of china", you can´t reach them.

There is no truth beyond perception. How you look at things is the truth for you.

Is your Life all Messed Up? Wana Make It better? Give it to the one who gave it to you, It'll all Get Better.

I am human, and, yeah, I have very bad days.

The conventionality of the English is something I find unattractive - the whole lack of joy in the physical.

Women spend their lives trying to look good for men. So a woman who feels she's sending the right visual signals is pleased with herself.

There's something whimsical, satirical, and silly about British humor, which Americans have always enjoyed, and lots of us come over here because we have an audience of people who enjoy it.

I really do feel now that the way I dress onstage and for work is a true reflection of my own sense of style as well.

The attainment of an ideal is often the beginning of a disillusion.