The most important thing anyone can do is raise their kids well.

There would be a lot fewer of us screwing up the game of life so brilliantly, if there was always a right answer instead of just a best--or even a less bad--answer.

You only get one life so dream big. Dream bold. Dream in color

Life is too short to cower.

Stay home and the crooks win. They get the night, by default and concession, the night which should rightly belong to all of us.

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Lust, I suspect, wears repatent stilettos, that feather boa and not much else. Maybe glossy red lipstick.

Dreams shouldn't be about what you can buy--they should be about what mark you leave in the world.

Stuff comes and stuff goes and the only thing that matters in the end is who you are inside, what you do and what make it leaves in the world.

I must choose between despair and Energy──I choose the latter.

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Thank heaven I have given up smoking again! . . . God! I feel fit. A different man. Irritable moody depressed rude perhaps . . . but the lungs are fine.

Whenever science makes a discovery the devil grabs it while the angels are debating the best way to use it.

They're doing everything they can to tighten security at the White House. Today, on the roof of the White House, they added one of those fake owls.

I want to entertain people. That's my whole life. To my last breath.

Trying to build the brotherhood of man without the fatherhood of God is like trying to make a wheel without a hub.

I regard untouchability as such a grave sin as to warrant divine chastisement.

You know, theres endorphins in laughter, as there are endorphins in running in the park.

Teenage boys cannot be trusted. Their intentions are not pure.