The most intolerant advocate is he who is trying to convince himself.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

To get to a destination, you have to know the address. To find your purpose in life, you must set a goal, draw a map, and start the journey.

Time and space are modes by which we think and not conditions in which we live.

Every decision in government is so important, especially when it comes to the military where thousands of people can lose their lives.

Real friends. The kind that don't purposely hurt your feelings or stop liking you for no reason.

If Congress were to censure, fine or otherwise try to punish a president, it would dramatically alter the balance of power between the branches.

If you will help run our government in the American way, then there will never be any danger of our government running America in the wrong way.

Be sure you avoid the Ku Klux Klan. Don't get that albatross around your neck. Once you've made that mistake, you inhibit your operations in the political arena.

How to Draw a Picture (XII) Know when you're finished, and when you are, put your pencil or your paintbrush down. All the rest is only life.

Each match I approach like a new one. The work is so immense that you don't have time to sit and ponder.