The most outrageous lies that can be invented will find believers if a person only tells them with all his might.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

To live is to change and to be perfect is to change often.

Poetry involves the mysteries of the irrational perceived through rational words.

A stupid man behaves stupidly, not because he wants to, or tries to, or is motivated to, but simply because he is what he is.

You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth.

Taking it all in all, I find it is more trouble to watch after money than to get it.

I don't want to do something, if I don't feel like I can do a good job serving the material.

You cannot do a kindness too soon.

The President is aware of what is going on. That is not to say that something is going on.

You can't dream unless you know what the possibilities are.