The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.

'Chasing Amy' was an amazing role, but then after that, I went and did 'Big Daddy' and you're the girlfriend or you're the best friend. I wasn't getting the Nicole Kidman roles.

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

Stay with me; I want to be alone

Most people play a fair game of golf - if you watch them.

I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel alive.

It just gets frustrating playing the girlfriend, It's just this awful feeling, sitting in your house, waiting for a script to come. I like to be more proactive.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

Education is wonderful - it helps you worry about things all over the world.

The toughest thing about homework is getting mom and pop to agree on the same answer.

Zeal was like gas, most dangerous when you could not see it. The wrong spark could light it at any time.

Find a vocation and passionately commit your life to it.

The wonder of life is heart of gratitude.

Dating a man is like flying a kite. You only need to know when to wind up the string or let it out.

[T]here are in fact no masses, but only ways of seeing people as masses.

Holding you close to my heart makes me feel special. In this moment, I am free to be me.

Wise thinkers prevail everywhere.

It's a little silly to finally learn how to write at this age. But I long ago realized I was secretly sincere.

I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous.

To do peace, you must get up off your apathy.