The most serious parody I have ever heard was this: In the beginning was nonsense, and the nonsense was with God, and the nonsense was God.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

There is always madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed.

There are two different types of people in the world, those who want to know, and those who want to believe.

I was in darkness, but I took three steps and found myself in paradise. The first step was a good thought, the second, a good word; and the third, a good deed.

There will always be rocks in the road ahead of us. They will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how you use them.

You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.

Enjoy life. This is not a dress rehearsal.

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.

Grace makes us inwardly RIGHT so we walk outwardly UPRIGHT

Truth comes out in wine.

I'm not a spiritual person at all, but I do think that the world doesn't have to be as lonely as it is.

The critics and the reviewers are more frightening than anything else!

Don't hit other people, don't take their stuff and keep your promises.

The moment passes. There is no point in regretting irreversible decisions—one has to live with them, and we try.

Those Aussie rugby fans are a bunch of sore losers. I hate 'em all.

My house is about equidistant from the Young's brewery and the Fuller's brewery. This is no accident.

I listen to archival and historic recordings. I love watching singers. I learned a lot from watching videos.

I think the best beauty trick is to take good care of your skin. Wash your face at night, wear sunscreen, and hydrate.