The most stupid religion is Islam.

The great advantage of a novel is you can put in whatever comes into your head - it has the same shape as the human brain.

Anything can happen in life, especially nothing.

The world outside had its own rules, and those rules were not human.

The Americans are completely stupid. The intellectual level in any single European country is higher than in America.

The absence of the will to live is, alas, not sufficient to make one want to die.

The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it.

In order to pass the time I told him the story of the German who ate the other German whom he’d met on the internet.

It's a curious idea to reproduce when you don't even like life.

Tenderness is a deeper instinct than seduction, which is why it is so hard to give up hope.

Why am I popular? I don't know. Is it a mistake? I should think it's a mistake somewhere.

You're broke, eh?"I been shaking two nickels together for a month, trying to get them to mate.

it's not your brilliancy that your betrayal someone but its innocence of that person who believed and trusted on Fake Person

In the U.S. and Canada, 50% of the young leadership of all the organizations like AIPAC and Hillel are Birthright alumni.

Courage isn't the absence of fear, but a decision that what we want is more important than what we are afraid of.

Being slagged off is good for you. It thickens the skin and strengthens the backbone.

When anyone apologizes to us he has to do it very expertly: otherwise we might easily come to see ourselves as the guilty party and experience unpleasant feelings.

A little superstition is a good thing to keep in one's bag of precautions.

Ignorance is the father of all fear.

Conventions, like clichés, have a way of surviving their own usefulness.