The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?'

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

When you strip down the layers and get to your soul, there is nothing that can be taken away. This is the essence of freedom.

Humans had built a world inside the world, which reflected it in pretty much the same way as a drop of water reflected the landscape. And yet ... and y

Majority of people prefer a good name to a bad name, but to me, anyone can call me anything, as long as it is not written on my face.

He is much stronger than I think I am. He is mischievous, outgoing, ready to soar through the clouds, while I often feel like the cloud itself.

That was a surprise. I just had wished that Wil Wheaton was there. He was missing from the last show and it would have been nice if everyone could have been there.

Will you gather daydreams or will you gather wealth? How can you find your fortune when you cannot find yourself?

It is misleading to imagine that we are developed in spite of our circumstances, for we are developed because of them. It is mastery in circumstances that is needed, not mastery over them.

Duty is heavy as a mountain, death is light as a feather.

Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point MY POINT EXACTLY.

Mirrors, those revealers of the truth, are hated; that does not prevent them from being of use.