The music I listened to as a kid - the Stones, the Beatles - that was so rebellious at the time, it became mainstream.

People who are successful simply want it more than people who are not.

I have to be more universal than my projects, but no less innovative.

Tears do not replace sweat, at least it never did in me... When I just cry, I'm in the same situation.

Can I buy you an ice cream beforeI take you home? I feel like it’s the least I can do after scaring your shirt off.

Hope is sure and steadfast trust.

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.

Become genuinely interested in other people.

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.

Anybody whose mind is functioning at all can't be content with the way the world works.

One of the few advantages to not being beautiful is that one usually gets better-looking as one gets older. I am, in fact, at this very moment gaining my looks.

Well not exactly," the father said."Nobody could do that. but it didn't take me long.

I just want to have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, so that when I'm long gone my great-great-grandchildren can walk up to it and say, "That's my ancestor." That will be my legacy.