The music teacher came twice a week to bridge the awful gap between Dorothy and Chopin.

One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.

Scatter seeds of kindness.

Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.

Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

I've learned that the most unbelievable is the most believable.

Emotions enthrall, but change, and as such have the ability to disrupt and destroy.

Of the irrational part of the soul again one division appears to be common to all living things, and of a vegetative nature.

Naturally we would prefer seven epiphanies a day and an earth not so apparently devoid of angels.

Compassion has enemies, and those enemies are things like pity, moral outrage, fear.

There is no cheap way to achieve the ability to turn pro in tennis; it unfortunately is more expensive than team sports.

Be willing to face life squarely and get down beneath the surface of life where the verities and realities are to be found.

I would rather sing about my love affair or about a woman or to a woman than some guys any day.

I was an opening act for 10 years.

Remember anything you want that's valuable requires you to break through short-term pain in order to gain long-term pleasure.