The name of the new religion," said Rumfoord, "is The Church of God the Utterly Indifferent.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo.

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

Perhaps I am the turtle, able to live simply anywhere, even underwater for short periods, with my home on my back.

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

Forever and ever Bonnie, I will always be your friend.

I hold the world but as the world, Gratiano!

With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.

Mostly, I spend my time being a mother to my two children, working in my organic garden, raising masses of sweet peas, being passionately involved in conservation, recycling and solar energy.

The only way to success in American public life lies in flattering and kowtowing to the mob

You've just got to focus on excellence and try not to be distracted by the news and the rumors and the absurdities of the stories that were coming out.

Horace normally didn't need anyone else to save his life. He was pretty skilled at doing it for himself.

Have been unavoidably detained by the world. Expect us when you see us.

With photography, you zero in; you put a lot of energy into short moments, and then you go on to the next thing.

By the 1990s, longevity will be so improved that 150 years will be no unusual age to reach.