The nation is divided, half patriots and half traitors, and no man can tell which from which.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The taste for glory can make ordinary men behave in extraordinary ways.

You're perfectly safe. Emily is here to protect your virtue." "That's too bad.

You know what the fastest growing religion in America is? Statism. The growing reliance on government.

We are more inclined to hate one another for points on which we differ, than to love one another for points on which we agree.

Over the weekend, Vladimir Putin scored eight goals during a hockey game. It happened just after he had the goalie executed.

For me, I am a huge fan of Sofia Coppola and Lynn Shelton. I love Lena Dunham, like everybody else. I love Kathryn Bigelow.

You never graduate from the school of discipleship.

There is no national problem in the world today which cannot be resolved by reason alone.

The only people who don't have problems are in a cemetery.

God waits to win back his own flowers as gifts from man's hands.