The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Unless you realize yourself beyond the identity of the mind, you cannot become free from life.

until he who possesses sapience comes, the one with knowledge shall be the hero

Musical training is a more potent instrument than any other because rhythm and harmony find their way into the inward places of the soul.

My goal is to make my kids as happy as possible.

There is always something missing that torments me.

all conscious thought is a process in time; so that to think consciously about Time is like trying to use a foot-rule to measure its own length.

It's not as if you can act bigger to fit the surroundings or the budget more. Whatever, it just doesn't work that way.

O, pleasant is the welcome kiss When day's dull round is o'er; And sweet the music of the step That meets us at the door.

Strange mystery of our nature, that those in whom genius develops itself in imagination, thus taking its most ethereal form, should yet be the most dependent on the opinions of others!

Some people try to get you out of slavery for you to be their slave.