The national sport of England is obstacle-racing. People fill their rooms with useless and cumbersome furniture, and spend the rest of their lives in trying to dodge it.

I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.

Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.

People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.

Cynicism is the humor of hatred.

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.

God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man you try to conciliate him, because he may knock you down.

The only man who wasn't spoilt by being lionized was Daniel.

A man never knows what a fool he is until he hears himself imitated by one.

I'll have that one, please.

A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

I could not love thee, Dear, so much, Loved I not Honour more.

The better the school library, the higher the reading scores.

It means they engineered the spirit to have a negative effect on the imagination.

We are therefore constantly on the road, straying from one mental image to the next, and identify with these images, and derive our identity from the images.

Silence is full of the unspoken, of deeds undone, of confessions to secret love, and of wonders not expressed. Our truth is hidden in our silence, Yours and I.

When you're writing with someone else it helps you think of things you never would've thought of.

Everything you need to get that relaxed driving that brings consistency only comes with practice.

Enrolling your child in a recreational sport sponsored by your neighborhood recreation community centers is a great way to keep kids active.

I've already started saying that I'm 30 when I'm still 29. That way, I'm already there.

After every mistake, we need to understand that we can look back and learn-so that we can move forward with confidence and avoid making the same mistake again.