The nerve. Threatening you and not being precise about it.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

Let us hug heart to heart in love!

Progression and regression go hand in hand with mental health. It is a tough illness. You often take one step forward and ten steps back.

Grown ups’ could learn a lesson from watching cartoons.

It's important to have fun. Survival is more than making sure we have enough food and water.

We didn't have a movie theatre until I was about nine, so I just didn't see them. But, once I got into movies I loved them.

I do a lot of marathons as training runs. If I'm somewhere and there's a marathon, I'll sign up and just go run it.

I try to read everything that I can about myself because Saddam Hussein didn't read his reviews and he thought he was winning!

We lift ourselves by our own thought; we climb upon our vision of ourselves.

Where there are few expectations, expediency wins.

I can't cook. I don't have the right brain for it, somehow. I can't walk into a room and tidy it up. I get distracted. I pick up one thing and I start looking at it. And my cooking is truly heinous.