The neurotic always wishes people would let him alone - until they do.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

I visited many places, Some of them quite Exotic and far away, But I always returned to myself.

I believe in peace. I believe in mercy.

At first, the new owner pretends he never looked at the living room floor.

I think the birds in the area are dying laughing watching me try not to crash.

God is in all nature; thank God for the scientists, for they are thinking the thoughts of God after him, whether they know it or not.

You can only receive what you're willing to give.

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket / Never let it fade away / Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket / Save it for a rainy day

We should picture the instrument that carries our mental functioning as resembling a compound microscope or photographic apparatus.

Cheating is cheating. Some coaches believe if you can get away with it, cheating is smart. I have no respect for those guys.

The problem with a lot of movies when it comes to race is that they want to be moral, and they want to make the audience feel good about something that a lot of people don't feel good about.