The neurotic doesn't know how to cope with his emotional bills; some he keeps paying over and over, others he never pays at all.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

A PhD does not automatically denote wisdom. Merely perseverance.

Logic is the key to an all-inclusive spiritual well-being.

A boy is naturally full of humor.

I pray to God that I shall not live one hour after I have thought of using deception.

"Transparent" is a drama slash comedy series that could, in theory, make the Emmy nominations next year in either of those categories - it's that good.

The variety of genes on the planet in viruses exceeds, or is likely to exceed, that in all of the rest of life combined.

Judgement, not passion should prevail.

Blessings upon all that hate contention, and love quietnesse, and vertue, and Angling.

Whoever wishes to be delivered from the Fire and enter the Garden should die with faith in God and the Last Day and should treat the people as he wishes to be treated by them.

Playing with the Who is the biggest rush there is. At eleven years old I used to go to bed dreaming about what I'm doing now. I don't know how many people can say that.