The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

You are not born with beauty, your beauty is created by who you are. Your inner beauty is more important than how people see you on the outside.

She swallowed, her eyes dropping to his lips. And he knew she felt it too.

I design for myself and the first question I ask is, 'Would I wear it?'

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

Fear is incomplete knowledge.

In life there is nothing more common than talent and intelligence. What is missing is passion, persistence, commitment, and dedication.

My fathers a clergyman, and he was in the mission field for a certain amount of time in British Honduras, which is now Belize.

Just as good and virtue, sin and evil can only be given in vigil. Who sleeps, sleeps; for the asleep there is no sin, just as there is no good, nor virtue. There is only sleep.

Slave holding is very unusual among the English-speaking peoples. Canadians didn't do it. Australians didn't do it. The Democratic Party and the states they controlled did it!

Song is the heroics of speech.