The neurotic lies awake at night, composing letters to those he hates. He seldom thinks of dropping a line to those he loves.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

In many ways my life has been rather like a record of the lost and found. Perhaps all lives are like that.

Everywhere, I am welcome, I will stay there.

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

I live in cinema. I feel I've lived here forever.

London is my home... I know what's right and wrong here, and it's nice to have somewhere familiar to go back to.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that you two make me believe that true love really exists. And that even the darkest hours can't take that away.

Environmental regulation looked like it was going to be under serious attack, and they were giving all of those speeches about getting government off people's backs.

Presley's what I go by, why don't you change the station.