The neurotic's strongest fantasy is that he has no fantasies. The real is very real to him, the unreal even more so.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

Once our souls collided and caught fire, there was no turning back. Love is a collision of two stars -- it's as simple and as complicated as that.

Thou shalt not stand idly by

Intellegence is a disease

In life as in chess forethought wins.

When we feel a strong desire to thrust our advice upon others, it is usually because we suspect their weakness; but we ought rather to suspect our own.

You forget, time doesn't exist anymore. You gave it to me.

There's a lot of revisionist history that goes on these days about Iraq.

And fathers are a blessing, too, they give the place a tone; In fact each child should try and have some parents of its own.

And finding the hat, I always like to find the hat. And then props just dress the set. It's all fabulous.

I have as much fun as anybody I know.