The neurotic thinks himself both Hamlet and Claudius, in a world that belongs to Polonius.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

Make ethical choices in what we buy, do, and watch. In a consumer-driven society our individual choices, used collectively for the good of animals and nature, can change the world faster than laws.

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles.

If I know I have everything prepared for when I get killed by a stalker, then I can go to sleep.

You have got to unite in the same labor union and in the same political party and strike and vote together, and the hour you do that, the world is yours.

Lesson learned: If a guy tells you you're his second choice, don't make him your first.

The Dutch and the English, former competitors for world dominance, taught me the wisdom of waiting as well as withholding.

A half-educated physician is not valuable. He thinks he can cure everything.

If you can raise a family, then you can build a business.

Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful.

I love producing shows. And so when you're on a show where other people are making decisions you don't necessarily agree with it, after a while you start to feel like a passenger.