The neurotic usually obeys his own Golden Rule: Hate thy neighbor as thyself.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

Do we secretly idolize our imagined opposites, yearning to become the role models for others we know we could never be for ourselves?

Wearing glasses for reading meant surrendering to old age without the least bit of a fight.

You would destroy yourselves but He would be your savior.

If your religion doesn't respect the rights of other religions, it is lacking something.

I feel that when I shoot anything, and I have something beautiful, I just move on.

If I have a script, I tend to stick to it even if God may be leading me elsewhere in the moment.

Objection, evasion, joyous distrust, and love of irony are signs of health; everything absolute belongs to pathology.

Hillary [Clinton] even said that, whether or not teenagers want treatment, they have to get it. So it's involuntary treatment.

The 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Bore God. The 12th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Bore Thyself.

O believing brethren! What an instrument is this which God hath put into your hands! Prayer moves Him that moves the universe.