The new 'Mad Max' movie takes place in a post-apocalyptic world. I have a small part in 'Mad Max.' I play the old geezer who remembers what steak tasted like.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

Love is a battle with yourself. Be kind and love yourself before you love anyone else.

A classic is a book that survives the circumstances that made it possible yet alone keeps those circumstances alive.

The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can

You must improvise, adapt, and overcome.

The imbalance between developed and underdeveloped countries - caused by the relationships of dependence - becomes more acute if the cultural point of view is taken into consideration.

They looked down on her; and she looked up through them.

Ya gotta live somewhere, but also you GET to live somewhere.

There's not a sea the passenger e'er pukes in, Turns up more dangerous breakers than the Euxine.

Poetry is a lyrical insinuation. Often, its melodic subtlety kisses the subconscious mind.

I have to say that I have been blessed with significant teachers at every stage of my life.