The new fad thing that's going through America and around the world. It's called global warming.

If you're demanding a rodeo jester be thrown in the dungeons for mocking the king, don't pretend you support a free country.

The time has come to end the deadly experiment of disarming peaceable, law-abiding citizens near schools.

If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted.

Evangelicals believe they are saved by grace through faith but then add a man-made waiver that you have to work as hard as you can can meet middle-class behavioral patterns to hang onto it.

If you ask an Irishman for directions, he might be quick to answer, Well if I were going there, I would not start here.

Love is wind for the soul

It is impossible to read in America, except on a train, because of the telephone. Everyone has a telephone, and it rings all day and most of the night.

I think people could be a bit friendlier. The only real contact you have with people is when they're annoyed if you've had a party - you know, it's been a bit too noisy for them or something.

That she was irreplaceable became a bittersweet loyalty: Her death was what I had now instead of her.

Strum your guitar sing it kid Just write about your feelings not the things you never did Inexperience, it once had cursed me But your youth is no handicap it's what makes you thirsty

Savings will not make you rich. Only canny investments do that. The role of savings is to keep you from becoming poor.

That was the trouble with so many reality programmes on television - everyone wanted fame these days without necessarily working at anything to achieve it.

Writing is both my expression to the world and my way to hide from it - you get who I am without actually seeing me.

When I was in N.Y. bartending, I was in a billion music videos. I was in Madonna, George Michael, Salt-n-Pepa - it goes on and on.

Good design is forever.