The next level. As though dating were a computer game.

Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.

Happy is entirely up to you and always has been.

The key to happiness - as any good fairy godmother will tell you - is not to avoid problems, but to overcome them.

What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device.

Sometimes love not only lifts you to the ceiling, it also keeps your eyes there.

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

Beauty has a persuasive power all its own.

Many perfumes promise to lure men to women. None of them smell of motherhood. None of them proclaim the wearer to be tidy, thrifty, and sensible.

You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself.

I didn't bother to explain about the glitter in my hair. I figured they could think it was a family trait. We all glittered, just like the Cullens in Twilight.

Ideas and their creators run the world…one’s place in the world is due partially to the ideas that a culture has forced on one and/or the ideas that a person “freely” accepts and uses.

You make mistakes. Mistakes don't make you.

They say the smart dog obeys but the smarter dog knows when to disobey.

I try to put my culture in all my music, as much as I can.

How delicious to corrupt, to stifle all semblances of virtue and religion in that young heart!

All I did was die,' I said. 'And then, when presented with an opportunity not to be dead any more, I took it. Anyone else would have done the same thing.

You're never too old to be young, and never too young to be old.

Tell me, if you can, of anything that's finer than an evening in camp with a rare old friend and a dog after one's heart.

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew.

As far as the charge against me is concerned I have a clear conscience.