The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

My advice to someone to follow in my footsteps is to have patience. I've been doing this for twelve years.

In a time of rapid change, standing still is the most dangerous course of action.

Painting to me is constant searching. I can see what I want, but I can't get there, and yet you have to be open enough that if it goes another way, then let it go that way.

If you write a movie for Roger Corman, it's going to get made. You saw it almost the next day.

Pareto's Principle: you generally spend 80% of your time on 20% of the project.

I feel like my mind is a little quieter when I exercise.

There has been corruption in the Belgian civil service and at government level for decades. The Royal family do what they can to hold things together, and they don't do a bad job.

Consider the "new" woman. She's trying to be Pollyanna Borgia, clearly a conflict of interest. She's supposed to be a ruthless winner at work and a bundle of nurturing sweetness at home.

I can't lie and say there are no bad writers. Sorry, but there are lots of bad writers.

It takes two people to make you, and one people to die. That's how the world is going to end.