The nice thing about anger is that, as an emotion, it's strong enough to unplug me from the comedian's mind for a minute and just be a frustrated member of the citizenry.

I enjoy talking about politics a great deal.

The hidden keys of true happiness are individual responsibility and an incessant quest for joy.

Think deeply about things. Don’t just go along because that’s the way things are or that’s what your friends say. Consider the effects, consider the alternatives, but most importantly, just think.

Watching our closest living relatives, the chimpanzees, is reading the first chapter of human-being’s adventures in this universe!

You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something.

I began to realize that when people experience the love of God, it casts out their fear and frees them from guilt.

Many track and field people know that if I stay relaxed and run my race like I'm supposed to, I will be the winner at the Olympic Games.

We must never limit God's ability to turn even the worst, most vile experience in our lives into something productive, beneficial and positive.

We are not saints. We know we make mistakes, but at least our heart is with the right cause.

I took a lot from friends, but also me.

I rather would entreat thy company; To see the wonders of the world abroad, Than, living dully sluggardized at home, Wear out thy youth with shapeless idleness.