The nice thing about citing god as an authority is that you can prove anything you set out to prove.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

Never look for justice in this world, but never cease to give it.

The best dancer is the one who is not even aware of her dancing!

I know you don't want to hear this but someone has to say it! You are out of control! I mean they're just shoes... let it go!

There are always opportunities through which businessmen can profit handsomely if they will only recognize and seize them.

Music actually meant something when I started doing it. Too bad I wasn't mature enough to write anything that meant anything.

being physically intimidating didn't keep you from getting your feelings hurt. Everyone's heart is the same size.

Long ago I learned nothing gets done by just wishing it. You have to do it.

Once in a while, when everything is just right, there is a moment of magic. People can live on moments of magic.

My mind is turning into kind of a fine gelatinous ball of pepper

A light wife doth make a heavy husband.