The night has a thousand eyes.

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.

The empty vessel giveth a greater sound than the full barrel.

The broken bone, once set together, is stronger than ever.

Time draweth wrinkles in a fair face, but addeth fresh colors to a fast friend, which neither heat, nor cold, nor misery, nor place, nor destiny, can alter or diminish

It is a blind goose that cometh to the fox's sermon.

The true measure of life is not length, but honesty.

When adversities flow, then love ebbs; but friendship standeth stiffly in storms.

The greater the kindred is, the lesse the kindnesse must bee.

Let the falling out of friends be a renewing of affection.

He that loseth his honesty hath nothing else to lose.

Every night before I turn out the lights to sleep I ask myself this question: Have I done everything that I can.... Have I done enough?

I was striving to be the most muscular man, and it got me into the movies. It got me everything that I have.

There is no occasion for our rejoicing at a foe's death, because our own life will also not last forever.

Romantic Egoist What's better, an idiot who never tries... or an idiot who at least takes a shot?

Love burdens itself with the wants and woes and losses and even the wrongs of others.

I can't imagine a successful comedy movie without a successful comedy performance at the heart of it.

To me, failure is not fatal unless you quit; getting knocked down is not embarrassing unless you allow it to keep you down.

Each one of us is a statistical impossibility around which hover a million other lives that were never destined to be born.

How’s Her Royal Bitchiness?” “Alive.” “Pity.

Whack 'em, stack 'em and pack 'em.