The nightmare always becomes laughter, once it's understood.

Life is simple. Everything happens for you, not to you. Everything happens at exactly the right moment, neither too soon nor too late. You don't have to like it... it's just easier if you do.

Spare yourself from seeking love, approval, or appreciation-from anyone. And watch what happens in reality, just for fun.

Our job is unconditional love. The job of everyone else in our life is to push our buttons.

Stress is an alarm clock that lets you know you're attached to something not true for you.

Peace doesn't require two people; it requires only one. It has to be you. The problem begins and ends there.

Fear has only two causes: the thought of losing what you have or the thought of not getting what you want.

Pay close attention to the particular thoughts you use to deprive yourself of happiness.

If you want real control, drop the illusion of control; let life have you. It does anyway. You’re just telling yourself the story of how it doesn’t.

It's not your job to like me - it's mine

It's not the problem that causes our suffering; it's our thinking about the problem.

The most important thing in marriage is not happiness but stability.

The moon does not simply disappear when we are not looking at it.

Revenge is a really narrow scope through which to view things. In the same way secrets do, it has this ability to warp everything. But secrets are more inward, and revenge is outward.

You think everything can be magically cured with vitamins?” “Everything but us.

A lot of acting requires you to be a charming version of yourself.

If America were in a just war I'd volunteer for the front line. I'd do the shuffling and win the war.

Work while your strength and years permit you; crooked age will by-and-by come upon you with silent foot.

Faith is the final triumph over incongruity, the final assertion of the meaningfulness of existence.

The crows that are predatory are something you have to deal with. For me, they also become associated with cancer cells.

Feminists wish women to seem like men. They're not men.