The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Temporary friends sometimes bring us to permanent blessings.

The sole sacred duty is to fear God.

Wow!” gasped Julia. They saw 20 or more young children of every sort lyingon the cold, bare ground.

Let's not cry about it, shall we, Marcy? Let's pray about it instead.

Perhaps the ultimate test of a leader is not what you are able to do in the here and now - but instead what continues to grow long after you're gone

Sometimes I feel like God…when I order someone killed – they die the same day.

Private communication systems have been around since the beginning of human culture.

I think maybe it is better to believe than not to believe. But I couldn't tell you why.

in the air, there your root remains, there, in the air

Eradication of microbial disease is a will-o'-the-wisp; pursuing it leads into a morass of hazy biological concepts and half truths.