The objects I chose were designed to hold something, but I didn't fill them up. They remained empty. They were little symbolic shrines to thirst.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!

The perfect is the enemy of the good.

But 'tis a sad thing that all one's happiness is only that the world does not know you are miserable.

Lord I thank you for the grace to live through every day.

You must take the trouble discover a worthy purpose for being on this ever green earth.

I'm not too into fast food, but you know if I was, it would be chicken.

I run into grounded people all the time. Given, most of them are behind the camera. But I definitely by no means think I'm the only one.

A wise judge may let mercy temper justice but may not let mercy undo it.

Mathematics is the surest way to immortality. If you make a big discovery in mathematics, you will be remembered after everyone else will be forgotten

It is interesting to note that life never leaves us stranded. If life hands us a problem, it hands us also the abilities with which to meet the problem.