The oddly shaped man had introduced himself as a Mr. Abernathy, a wealthy friend of the family. "I'm a wealthy friend of the family, " he had said. "Very rich. Friendly.

Riding in a carriage without an escort is modern. But traveling out and about unescorted is unheard of.

Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers).

Sometimes it's nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes.

If you imagine writing 1,000 words a day, which most journalists do, that would be a very long book a year.

Someone invent a NO LIFE alert so you can push a button and tons of people show up and hang out with you.

A full, rich drawing style is a drawback.

Midnight, and love, and youth, and Italy!

Its a little gross to put yourself in every song. I mean, how interesting do people really think you are?

You know, if you're trying to mark your territory, you could've just peed on me before I came over here and saved us both a lot of time!

Pardon, and keep silent, for what is shameful for women must be concealed among women.

A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.