The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Do unto others, then run

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.

Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?

I'll never be ready. Yet at the same time, you always want to reach the end. You can't fly to a destination and linger in the air. I want to reach the end of this thing, and I feel terrible about it.

It’s all inside of you—what you want, who you are, and who you want to be. Just give it time.” He pulls away and helps me to my feet. “Nobody makes you, you. You make yourself.

Deep down, I lay dormant inside her head, Deep down, I lay the rules inside her head, Deep down, I lay inside inside her heart, Deep down, I know she will never move onBecause deep down, I am always there

Already this sun was pouring its wrath into the blue Indian ocean where swordfish and marlin cruised like silver-blue attenuated warheads in their green-gold depths...

[ELIZA]You and your words flooded my senses, your sentences left me defenseless. You built me palaces out of paragraphs, you built cathedrals.

Animal experiments are no joke. Thank goodness scientists are finding better, more humane ways to develop treatments for cancer and other killer diseases.

Though I can make my extravaganzas appear credible, I cannot make the truth appear so.

My father was a milkman. So, I delivered milk.

Everything proceeds from everything else and everything becomes everything, and everything can be turned into everything else.

Heroic ages are not and never were sentimental and those daring conquistadores who conquered entire worlds for their Spain or Portugal received lamentably little thanks from their kings.